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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 10, 2026: Bath water beer. Fighting over the dead. Everything you wanna know about cream pie.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.4

And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.3

And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love.

0:27.0

And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time

0:31.0

to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning.

0:36.1

Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X.

0:38.8

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:43.0

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:46.7

Ninety three.

0:48.6

Air. Oh, I love today.

1:00.3

I love that final, final.

1:03.1

Welcome, everyone, and all of you all to the 93X half-ass morning show.

1:09.7

A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

1:12.5

And come 9 o'clock, any other live human beings in the building,

1:18.9

they're going to feel a slight breeze and they're going to wonder where it came from.

1:23.8

That'll be us.

1:25.4

Whipping on by to the exit doors.

1:30.5

Been a decent enough week. I ain't mad,

1:36.4

but our time has come, Cubby. You're saying we're leaving right at nine? I'm okay with that today.

1:42.3

Yeah, I'm freezing. And I'm wondering if that's the sepsis kicking in. Maybe I should get out of here.

2:37.1

Have you been stricken with something? I don't know, but for whatever reason, I'm shivering over here. It's probably the sepsis, because I have been so cold in here lately, but today I'm not. So, yeah, you're probably dying. So that, or that breeze could just be the cold coming off me as I walk out of here. I wouldn't mind getting out of here a little early today. Is it a beef walk Friday? Gross. That's disgusting. I'm going to go ahead and ban that word. To answer your question, yes, but gosh, that's nasty. Ashley has made a rule. No more saying BW. Well, it's banned to my house too, so I need to say it here. At least I thought I could say it here, but apparently I can't. You've had your time, Dana. Since we all learned that together, correct? Yeah. For Minnesota Moses? At least I did. Okay, yeah, it was new to me as well. And so you're using that at home a lot? Yeah, that's not allowed. I do like to burn out bits at home quite a bit.

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