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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Originally Aired April 10, 2026: Bath water beer. Fighting over the dead. Everything you wanna know about cream pie.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
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| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.7 | Ninety three. |
| 0:48.6 | Air. Oh, I love today. |
| 1:00.3 | I love that final, final. |
| 1:03.1 | Welcome, everyone, and all of you all to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:09.7 | A little bit of this, a little bit of that. |
| 1:12.5 | And come 9 o'clock, any other live human beings in the building, |
| 1:18.9 | they're going to feel a slight breeze and they're going to wonder where it came from. |
| 1:23.8 | That'll be us. |
| 1:25.4 | Whipping on by to the exit doors. |
| 1:30.5 | Been a decent enough week. I ain't mad, |
| 1:36.4 | but our time has come, Cubby. You're saying we're leaving right at nine? I'm okay with that today. |
| 1:42.3 | Yeah, I'm freezing. And I'm wondering if that's the sepsis kicking in. Maybe I should get out of here. |
| 2:37.1 | Have you been stricken with something? I don't know, but for whatever reason, I'm shivering over here. It's probably the sepsis, because I have been so cold in here lately, but today I'm not. So, yeah, you're probably dying. So that, or that breeze could just be the cold coming off me as I walk out of here. I wouldn't mind getting out of here a little early today. Is it a beef walk Friday? Gross. That's disgusting. I'm going to go ahead and ban that word. To answer your question, yes, but gosh, that's nasty. Ashley has made a rule. No more saying BW. Well, it's banned to my house too, so I need to say it here. At least I thought I could say it here, but apparently I can't. You've had your time, Dana. Since we all learned that together, correct? Yeah. For Minnesota Moses? At least I did. Okay, yeah, it was new to me as well. And so you're using that at home a lot? Yeah, that's not allowed. I do like to burn out bits at home quite a bit. |
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