Return of the HAMS
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired May 5, 2026: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your wettest dream.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well. |
| 0:22.6 | Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day. |
| 0:25.5 | We plan ahead. |
| 0:26.4 | Book by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930. |
| 0:32.4 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:35.8 | Ninety-three air. What day day of Mayo is it? Cinco. Sinko de Mayo already? Oh, yeah. It's Cinco de Mayo. Festive celebration of Mexican culture. Hey, getting ready for Cinco de Mayo. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo body. Big Cinco de Mayo, number one. Also Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, I said that. Mayo Numero Uno! Also Cinco de Mayo! |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, I said that. |
| 0:56.0 | Did you not hear me just now? |
| 0:57.0 | No, no. |
| 0:58.0 | That's because I'm already drunk. |
| 1:00.0 | Sinko de Mayo. |
| 1:01.0 | Drinking Herderinas. |
| 1:02.0 | Happy Cinco de Mayo. |
| 1:03.0 | Woo-hoo! |
| 1:04.0 | It's showtime! |
| 1:05.0 | The part-timers have returned. |
| 1:16.2 | Whenever we take some time off, we usually get a text message or two at the radio station saying, |
| 1:21.3 | Welcome back part-timers. |
| 1:24.0 | Marks. |
| 1:26.5 | Punks Bitches |
| 1:28.2 | I almost came back yesterday |
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