("Best Of"): What Are You On?
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 156 minutes
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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well. |
| 0:22.6 | Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day. |
| 0:25.5 | We plan ahead. |
| 0:26.4 | Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930. |
| 0:32.0 | The 93X-Hapast morning show. |
| 0:36.0 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:38.0 | Okay. Hags and half-assed morning show. Ninety-three. Fair. |
| 0:42.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:48.1 | The weekend is over. |
| 0:51.5 | There it goes, and here we are again. |
| 0:55.7 | Oh, locked into an all-out brawl with the real world. |
| 0:59.2 | Welcome to the 93-X-half-ass morning show. |
| 1:01.6 | I love these great crowds that we get right away in the early morning. |
| 1:06.8 | I told you guys Tiger Woods wasn't all there. |
| 1:09.9 | Dude. |
| 1:10.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.4 | As soon as this news broke, I was like, oh my God, we were just talking about this. |
| 1:23.3 | If you were listening last week, I mentioned that I saw a recent picture of the guy. |
| 1:29.9 | And I asked you folks, because I don't follow golf or Tiger Woods at all. |
| 1:32.5 | I asked you folks, is that dude all there? |
| 1:34.2 | He doesn't look like he's all there. And then a couple hours later, |
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