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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 3, 2026: 20 pounds of duck sausage. We're here to save Tom Cruise. Everything you wanna know about listeners favorite porn stars. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello to our favorite listeners.

0:01.6

That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about.

0:03.5

It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace.

0:26.6

Don't wait. Get ahead of things.

0:28.9

Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better.

0:33.1

Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done.

0:36.9

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:40.8

Enjoy the show.

0:41.5

The 93X-Hast morning show.

0:45.4

Ninety-three.

0:47.5

Air. Yeah, some of that midweek action, Josh.

1:03.6

That's some good stuff.

1:05.6

You know what it is about that midweek action, don't you?

1:09.0

What is it?

1:09.9

The midweek wants you to talk dirty. Can you deliver the goods? Oh, I can give you some dirty talk. I bet you can. Look at you. Hey, baby. Are you prepared for a nice weinering? Because I got one coming at you. Look at you. Wow. You look filthy. Oh, like filthy in a sexy way? Yeah. Oh, I like to have a sexiness about me. You look like you can deliver the friggin' goods. Here's the deal. It's Wednesday. We're damn proud to have you with us here on what we call the 93X half-ass morning show. there's a reason why I'm coming at you with all this uh

1:45.3

filth flarn florn filth at such an early hour I found something out last night I did by

1:52.8

god I found something out and I shouldn't have to find this kind of information out at the bar

1:59.6

I I should be getting this information at work.

2:04.2

Did you guys know that some type of porn convention is coming,

2:08.3

or maybe I should say arriving in town later this month?

2:11.8

I had no idea.

2:12.7

No.

...

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