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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 155 minutes
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Originally Aired May 27, 2026: Chainsaw-assraw. I'll Give You Some Vitamin D. Everything you wanna know about chess boxing.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.9 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.5 | The 93x-happed morning show. |
| 0:45.4 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:47.4 | Air. |
| 0:52.8 | Hey. All right. |
| 1:00.5 | Look at you. |
| 1:03.5 | Just friggin' look at you. |
| 1:05.1 | You're beautiful. |
| 1:07.2 | You have a beautiful body. |
| 1:09.7 | And we so appreciate you tuning into our little radio show. Check them out, Josh. Those are a couple of hot pods out there. Ooh, did you see that one? Yes, I did. Holy heck. Yes, I did. We are broadcasting live from Zimmerman, Minnesota. No, we're not. No, we're here in the studios. Speaking of heat, hotter than the blazes yesterday, going to be a hot one today? I guess this is it, Covey. Summer is here. What do you make of all that? Well, you know, my answer would have been different two days ago. I was telling you off air earlier. So I mentioned this yesterday. I had to go in for a blood test. And one of the |
| 1:45.6 | things they tested was for vitamin D. And my vitamin D levels are crazy low. Like, oh, no. |
| 1:53.6 | Crazy low. By the way, go ahead, 651, 989, 93, if you can help me with some vitamin D. If you got some |
| 2:00.1 | vitamin D for it. I'm kind of can help me with some vitamin D. If you got some vitamin D for it. |
| 2:00.9 | I'm kind of hoping that just this once vitamin D or just a letter D can be set out loud and we get zero reaction. |
| 2:09.5 | Well, I think it's coming in. |
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