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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

JAIME PRESSLY IS ON ONLYFANS!

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 11, 2026: I repeat, Jaime Pressly is on OnlyFans! The Empire Strikes Bacne. Everything you wanna know about the TRUE story of the chicken who crossed the road. 

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.3

The 93X.

0:33.6

The 90-happed morning show.

0:35.8

Ninety-three.

0:37.3

Every. X half-assed morning show. Ninety-three.

0:49.3

There you go.

0:53.3

Here you go. There you go.

0:55.4

It's day one here for the 93X half-fast morning show.

0:58.4

Day one of a five-dayer.

1:00.5

We're going to try and make it smooth through a full five-dayer.

1:06.1

I don't know how we're expected to pay attention to our work

1:08.8

with all these big-time effing playoff games happening with our local ball clubs.

1:13.1

We'll cover all that unnecessary drama with Randy Shavard a little later on this morning.

1:18.7

But it is a lot at once, you know what I'm saying?

1:23.3

Yeah.

1:23.6

It's like every night there's no night off.

1:25.4

Even last night, my husband was like, oh, nice, like the wolf's playing. And I was like, they played a night? Yeah. It's like every night there's no night off. Even last night, my husband was like, oh, nice. Like the wolf's playing. I was like, they played a night again? God. You weren't expecting that, huh? No. You're used to a few days off in between playoff games. I was like, we're staying up late again. Just lose like you usually do already. She wasn't expecting it, Cubby.

1:46.5

Round two. When that happened?

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