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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 28, 2026: Getaway lawnmower. Check your shorts... There's a new STD in town. Everything you wanna know about the Sperm Racing World Cup.  

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.0

The 93X-Haportmast morning show.

0:36.1

Ninety-three.

0:37.2

Air. Half-A-Hast Morning Show. Ninety-three.

0:38.3

Here. Here we go.

0:58.1

This will be the Tuesday show.

1:01.3

It'll officially go into the books as the Tuesday,

1:05.9

April 28th, 20, and 26th edition of the Half-Ass Morning Show.

1:10.8

Welcome, folks.

1:12.8

And before we go too far with this year program, you ought to know.

1:17.4

I mean, we want you to know and you to know and you to know.

1:20.0

We want everybody to know that this is the final final for our work week.

1:24.9

This is our Friday.

1:26.6

We've got days off available, and we're going to use them.

1:32.3

So speaking of the official record books, this will be recognized officially as a two-day work week.

1:39.2

Grueling. Having trouble over there? Jesus, my brain's just spilled out the other side of my.

1:45.8

That was loud.

1:48.3

Two-day work week, and there's nothing finer.

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