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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired April 20, 2026: Friends don't let friends hoard. Selling your soul. Everything you wanna know about pooping in your car.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well. |
| 0:22.6 | Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day. |
| 0:25.5 | We plan ahead. |
| 0:26.4 | Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930. |
| 0:32.0 | The 93x. |
| 0:33.5 | The 93rd. 10. Jack's half-ass morning show. Ninety-three. |
| 0:38.4 | Fair. |
| 0:45.5 | All right. |
| 0:51.5 | The beginning of a fresh new work week. |
| 0:57.8 | There's nothing quite like it. It's even more special to be able to share the experience with all you wonderful people welcome to the 93x half-ass morning show look at all the |
| 1:02.1 | smiling faces in the room cubby's here I'm rocked up yeah you bricked you guys |
| 1:08.1 | I didn't mean it like that. Oh. But yes, now that you mention it. What was the question? He asked if I was bricked. Like with a boner? Like an erection. Oh. No, I wasn't. God, help us all. But when you say that, I picture one and here we go. Now it's happening? It's at least moved. |
| 1:28.2 | Did the room clear out? |
| 1:31.4 | Oh, wow. |
| 1:33.5 | Yeah, the smiling faces from one end of the building to the other. |
| 1:38.8 | If you don't mind, I'd like to dump a little advice on the young people who might be listening this morning. |
| 1:54.0 | Well, actually, I think this advice could even be valuable if you're a little older, and this stems from how I spent my weekend. |
| 2:02.1 | It's simple advice. Don't be a hoarder. Don't do that to to your family don't do it to your children |
| 2:03.5 | I spent the weekend at my folks place |
| 2:06.9 | they're both gone now |
| 2:09.6 | and my siblings and I have been spending time up there |
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