Nick is Ugly
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2026
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Originally Aired June 10, 2026: What the hot people are watching. DYN-O-MITE! Everything you wanna know about destructive children.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.9 | The 93xed Half-Assed Morning Show. |
| 0:45.2 | 93. |
| 0:47.4 | Air. |
| 0:53.2 | Yeah, hello and welcome to the Half-Ass Morning Show. |
| 0:59.5 | On this stormy, how do I say it? |
| 1:03.9 | Wednesday morning. |
| 1:05.4 | A couple of storms rolling through town as we speak, |
| 1:08.1 | nothing that'll blow your doors off as far as I can tell. |
| 1:11.4 | But, you know, hopefully all of your lawn furniture is still in the same place where you left it. |
| 1:18.5 | I like driving in and that kind of thing. Free light show. Free car wash is the way I look at. |
| 1:24.0 | Yeah, definitely. I need one of those. I don't mind a little rain dumping down on the motor vehicle because that's about the only way I get it |
| 1:30.7 | I get it slicked up these days. Wednesday broadcast. I mentioned that. Yes, |
| 1:35.3 | she's a Wednesday and we're going to get her done. We're going to do the best |
| 1:41.4 | we can to go ahead. Josh, I got a question for you, and I want you to be honest like you always are. |
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