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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 155 minutes
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Originally Aired May 28, 2026: Diddling for Dollars. The truth is out there... and it's hovering Anoka. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your aunt’s porn career.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.5 | The 93x-haffast morning show. |
| 0:45.0 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:47.3 | I'll be damned it's Thursday already. |
| 0:55.8 | And I'm pretty comfortable with that. |
| 0:58.0 | Welcome, folks. |
| 0:59.7 | To the latest edition of the 93X Half Fast Morning Show. |
| 1:03.1 | Looks like we're down one, smashily. |
| 1:05.3 | Not going to make her into work today. |
| 1:08.4 | She says she's been feeling a little iffy. |
| 1:12.2 | So, you know, that's how it goes from time to time. |
| 1:15.8 | She's an iffy person by nature. |
| 1:17.8 | You think so? |
| 1:18.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.8 | I think she's less iffy than she's ever been. |
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