Ultimate Testicular Destruction
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2026
⏱️ 139 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired June 12, 2026: Cheater cheater, not a cake eater. Friendly fire. Everything you wanna know about turning hot dogs into hot logs.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.5 | The 93X-Hast morning show. |
| 0:45.3 | Ninety-three. well damn we've hit our limit for the week five days cubby five days is all we're allowed |
| 1:07.6 | so this year is where we say goodbye. Until next time, welcome to the |
| 1:13.7 | half-house morning show. Hope you're doing all right. I'm having a hard time getting into character |
| 1:19.6 | this morning, Josh. I feel high. Yeah, I was telling you off air yesterday. That's how I felt yesterday. |
| 1:25.7 | Like tunnel vision, like I was floating in a cloud. |
| 1:28.6 | It was weird. Am I not remembering something, Josh? Did I show up a little earlier this morning and |
| 1:33.4 | you smoke me up? Nope, nothing like that. Ashley didn't hotboxy in the car. Nothing happened. |
| 1:39.3 | I'm not sure what it is. I feel even more relaxed and careless than I normally do on Fridays. You could take |
| 1:48.7 | today's program in damn near any direction, and I wouldn't care. I've got the weirdest vibe. |
| 1:56.0 | I'm so relaxed that I feel like you smoke me up. And not just some regular ditch weed. |
| 2:03.0 | Like, say, you might buy from a high school kid? |
| 2:06.7 | You know what it feels like, Cubby? |
| 2:08.2 | It feels like I smoke some of that boogie-woogie. |
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