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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Ultimate Testicular Destruction

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, News, Sports News, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2026

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 12, 2026: Cheater cheater, not a cake eater. Friendly fire. Everything you wanna know about turning hot dogs into hot logs.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello to our favorite listeners.

0:01.6

That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about.

0:03.5

It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace.

0:26.6

Don't wait. Get ahead of things.

0:28.9

Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better.

0:33.1

Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done.

0:36.9

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:40.8

Enjoy the show.

0:41.5

The 93X-Hast morning show.

0:45.3

Ninety-three. well damn we've hit our limit for the week five days cubby five days is all we're allowed

1:07.6

so this year is where we say goodbye. Until next time, welcome to the

1:13.7

half-house morning show. Hope you're doing all right. I'm having a hard time getting into character

1:19.6

this morning, Josh. I feel high. Yeah, I was telling you off air yesterday. That's how I felt yesterday.

1:25.7

Like tunnel vision, like I was floating in a cloud.

1:28.6

It was weird. Am I not remembering something, Josh? Did I show up a little earlier this morning and

1:33.4

you smoke me up? Nope, nothing like that. Ashley didn't hotboxy in the car. Nothing happened.

1:39.3

I'm not sure what it is. I feel even more relaxed and careless than I normally do on Fridays. You could take

1:48.7

today's program in damn near any direction, and I wouldn't care. I've got the weirdest vibe.

1:56.0

I'm so relaxed that I feel like you smoke me up. And not just some regular ditch weed.

2:03.0

Like, say, you might buy from a high school kid?

2:06.7

You know what it feels like, Cubby?

2:08.2

It feels like I smoke some of that boogie-woogie.

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