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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Nobody Cares, Work Harder

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 7, 2026: MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian doctor Andrea. Everything you wanna know about feces-ing. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.0

The 93x-happed morning show.

0:36.0

Ninety-three.

0:38.0

Fair.

0:38.7

It's time.

0:49.7

By God.

0:52.0

It is.

0:53.0

Time to go ahead and get in there.

0:55.7

Give our hearts, our souls.

0:59.1

We welcome me to the 93X-Hafast Morning Show,

1:01.8

the Thursday episode of the program.

1:05.4

Here's something right from the get-go

1:07.0

that might wake a few of you sorry bastards up.

1:09.5

I could use it as well. I could use a little

1:13.6

kick in the ass at 8 o'clock this year morning for the first time in a couple of weeks. Big old

1:18.2

Marcus Felino of the man Bear Pigs is going to call us on the telephone. That'll be awesome.

1:24.0

Give us his thoughts on that Spurs Timberwolf series. That's why he's checking in?

1:28.4

Yeah, he's an expert.

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