LICE HEAD! LICE HEAD! LICE HEAD!
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Originally Aired April 24, 2026: Wheel of Misfortune. It's cheaper to keep her. Everything you wanna know about underestimating greatness.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well. |
| 0:22.6 | Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day. |
| 0:25.5 | We plan ahead. |
| 0:26.4 | Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930. |
| 0:32.0 | The 93X-Hast morning show. |
| 0:35.8 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:37.3 | Air. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-three. |
| 0:38.4 | Fair. |
| 0:54.7 | I can see the gleam in everybody's eyes. It's F-off day. |
| 0:57.3 | It is. |
| 1:00.5 | And we're about ready to get some. |
| 1:03.3 | Welcome, everyone, to the 93X-Hafass morning show. |
| 1:06.7 | I just checked out our text machine. |
| 1:12.5 | That's where our outstanding listening audience can always reach us. |
| 1:15.7 | The number is 651-989-933-93. |
| 1:22.6 | Brought to you by the wonderful people at Luther Kia of Bloomington. |
| 1:26.8 | I just checked out our text machine and something caught my eye. |
| 1:31.4 | A listener texted in to ask us a question. |
| 1:38.8 | And the question is this, Josh, do you know what mistake the Denver Nuggets made last night? |
| 1:46.0 | And the answer is, according to our listener, the answer is to quote Rudy Gobert, |
| 1:48.7 | they underestimated greatness. |
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