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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 6, 2026: Mars attacks. Burning down grandma's house. Everything you wanna know about $50 movie tickets. 

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.0

The 93X-Hast morning show.

0:35.8

Ninety-three.

0:38.1

Okay. 90x half-assed morning show. Ninety-three. Fair.

0:38.7

Yeah.

0:51.9

And here we go.

0:53.2

The 93x half-ass morning show.

0:54.3

Checking in at 542.

0:59.1

It's our pleasure to bring you a fresh dose of whatever the hell this is.

1:05.3

Hope everyone's doing well.

1:06.9

What's going on, Josh?

1:08.4

Ah, geez, not too much.

1:10.6

Settling in. A little bummed out about last night's game. Maybe the, meaning the wild game, of course. Oh. The goalie change. Goalies. Saw some controversy on that this morning. Maybe I'll end up sleeping with old goalies, you know, the way things are these days. I don't know. There was some controversy surrounding the goalie. Maybe they pulled the plug too early. The goalie change.

1:32.5

Ah, piss on that. I bet Blastead will be back for the next game. He just needed a little bit of a

1:39.2

break. I mean, he played, you know, seven straight games. It doesn't matter. They got two

1:43.4

capable goalies. Don't listen to that, Josh.

2:03.1

They're trying to, uh, they're trying to, uh, rage bait you. Oh, is that? I wasn't enraged. I was interested in the, oh, I know you're, you're too grown up and mature for that, but they're trying to rage bait you. They're trying to get you to bite. And they're doing that Monday morning quarterback thing. Had he, you know, pitch his shutout or, you know, not giving up a goal,

2:19.6

they said, see, told you, told you, they should have put them in, I told you. I love playing one. Captain Hindsight. Yes, there we go. I like Captain Hindsight. The goalies are fine. You're a little bummed about the hockey game, huh? It's too bad, you know. Oh, yeah. It's been pretty exciting so far. It ain't over yet.

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