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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 15, 2026: Your boss is watching you. Hammer time. Everything you wanna know about DWI Nascar. 

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.0

The 93x-happed morning show.

0:36.0

Ninety-three.

0:38.0

Fair. 90. 93. Per.

0:38.6

Yeah.

0:52.7

What are you going to do now?

0:53.5

It can't stop us now, Cubby. We got them where we want them. Just get out of the way. It's Friday.

1:00.9

We got them right where we want them. I think we're going to make it. Welcome back to the 93X Fass morning show. It's going to be a great day. What you got going on over there, Covey? Oh, it's

1:06.7

private. It's private stuff. You can't even let your best friend in on what you got going on

1:12.8

oh not too much i uh i got a a little social activity today oh but outside of that nothing

1:20.4

which is the perfect weekend mr popularity over there social activity all right i know that's the type of thing that you're not always crazy about

1:30.5

Yeah, I'm just not good in those situations, but I'm looking forward to you.

1:34.5

Face-to-face social activity?

1:36.2

Face-to-face.

1:37.2

Not a telephone call or an email?

1:39.2

No, this will be in person.

1:40.8

All right, well, good luck with that.

1:43.8

Yeah, it's going to be a good day.

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