EEEARS CUBBY!
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Originally Aired May 12, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Blaine says NO NUDITY. Everything you wanna know about the boomer bad news drop.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well. |
| 0:22.6 | Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day. |
| 0:25.5 | We plan ahead. |
| 0:26.4 | Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930. |
| 0:32.0 | The 93xed have-assed morning show. |
| 0:36.0 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah. Hacks half-assed morning show. 90. 93. Air. |
| 0:55.3 | Every day. Oh, man, you dirty bastards. |
| 0:58.4 | Let me see if I can pull myself together for this. |
| 1:00.9 | The Tuesday program. |
| 1:03.3 | Welcome to the show. |
| 1:05.6 | What the hell you got going on today, Cubby? |
| 1:07.9 | Did you say the Tuesday program? |
| 1:10.7 | Yeah, I think so. Am am i close up until 20 minutes ago |
| 1:13.9 | that was news to me oh really one of those days i was talking to ashley about some wednesday things |
| 1:19.0 | and realized wait a minute today's not wednesday that's the worst that is the worst the absolute |
| 1:24.2 | worst oh ts suck. |
| 1:27.6 | I hate Tuesdays. Do you really? Sometimes you think Tuesday is Wednesday, like in my case. Throw the day away. I was excited because tomorrow's the day you shoot a television commercial, Dana. It's true. I can't wait to see this thing. I can't either. It's going to be something. You brought it up not too long ago. you're going to be shooting that standard heating and air commercial? |
| 1:45.9 | Yeah, for standard heating and air, they're's going to be something. You brought it up not too long ago. You're going to be shooting that standard heating and air commercial? |
| 1:45.9 | Yeah, for standard heating and air, they're coming over to the house. I thought they would just, you know, send a guy with a cell phone to shoot some stuff. I guess it's like a whole production crew from Carol Levin that's coming over. Oh, my nerves would be through the roof. Yeah, I'd be throwing up. Did you think about doing like a Cribs thing where you rent out a nicer house? |
| 2:02.1 | I really should have thought of doing that, yeah. |
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