Foot Juice
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired June 2, 2026: Ashley's filthy little mouth. The Girl That Stabs the Horses. Everything you've ever wanted to know about finding a finger in your orange juice.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.9 | The 93X-Hapast morning show. |
| 0:45.2 | 93. |
| 0:47.5 | Air. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, my goodness. |
| 1:03.4 | Yeah, we're about to cut loose with our Tuesday program. There's no turning back now. It is 541. |
| 1:09.5 | The half-ass morning show. Josh, how you doing, son? Good. How about yourself? Oh, Christ. |
| 1:13.1 | You know, I might need your help this morning you have experience i have no parental experience you've been in charge of a kid or two over the |
| 1:20.0 | years right there's a couple there yeah i have no parental experience and i feel like i have to do |
| 1:25.4 | some parenting around here. |
| 1:30.5 | Did you know this? |
| 1:31.4 | True story. |
| 1:35.1 | The longest I've ever been in charge of a child was for about two hours. |
| 1:41.8 | It was when my brother's son was, I have no, I'm going to go ahead and say the kid was four, five, and I was put in charge of the kid for two hours. |
| 1:46.5 | That's all the parenting experience that I've had in my lifetime. |
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