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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Foot Juice

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 2, 2026: Ashley's filthy little mouth. The Girl That Stabs the Horses. Everything you've ever wanted to know about finding a finger in your orange juice. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello to our favorite listeners.

0:01.6

That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about.

0:03.5

It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace.

0:26.6

Don't wait. Get ahead of things.

0:28.9

Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better.

0:33.1

Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done.

0:36.9

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:40.8

Enjoy the show.

0:41.9

The 93X-Hapast morning show.

0:45.2

93.

0:47.5

Air.

0:53.0

Oh, my goodness.

1:03.4

Yeah, we're about to cut loose with our Tuesday program. There's no turning back now. It is 541.

1:09.5

The half-ass morning show. Josh, how you doing, son? Good. How about yourself? Oh, Christ.

1:13.1

You know, I might need your help this morning you have experience i have no parental experience you've been in charge of a kid or two over the

1:20.0

years right there's a couple there yeah i have no parental experience and i feel like i have to do

1:25.4

some parenting around here.

1:30.5

Did you know this?

1:31.4

True story.

1:35.1

The longest I've ever been in charge of a child was for about two hours.

1:41.8

It was when my brother's son was, I have no, I'm going to go ahead and say the kid was four, five, and I was put in charge of the kid for two hours.

1:46.5

That's all the parenting experience that I've had in my lifetime.

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