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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Originally Aired June 5, 2026: Double creampies. Parasite pasta. Everything you wanna know about screw worms.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.5 | The 93X-Hadhaffast morning show. |
| 0:45.4 | Ninety-three. Ah, yeah, we're damn near ready to, uh, |
| 1:07.0 | jam near ready to put a final coat of paint on this pig and we'll call it good. |
| 1:13.4 | Welcome to the Friday episode of the Half-Ass Morning Show. |
| 1:18.5 | Today you'll get a little bit of this and a little bit of that out of us. |
| 1:21.5 | Hopefully it's enjoyable. |
| 1:23.8 | I personally don't care either way. |
| 1:26.1 | And then at 9 a.m., it'll be like we never existed. |
| 1:30.5 | Schools out, the young people are coming undone, right? |
| 1:33.5 | Soon they'll be running loose in the streets with their Phil Collins records and their breakdancing moves. |
| 1:42.5 | Driving around in their bubble vans and their El Camino's. Get out of the way, Cubby. Summertime. I think you went back a couple of decades. I know it'll put a little pep in your step. Isn't Janelle Klein supposed to join us today? Oh, I heard from her a few days ago. Heard from her a few days ago. We'll see. Oh, it's up in the air at this point that's what she said |
| 2:03.0 | monday or something we haven't talked since so yeah i wouldn't hold your breath but uh you know |
| 2:07.7 | maybe we'll get lucky well i'd like to hold on a little hope it's always always good to see jenelle |
| 2:12.6 | klein any day of the week sure sure she's a wonderful gal wonderful so uh yeah it's uh like you said this the kids are Sure. Sure. She's a wonderful gal. Wonderful. So, yeah, it's, like you said, |
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