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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Little Kabob Shop of Horrors

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 23, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea. Happy Draft Day! Everything you wanna know about sky peckers.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.0

The 93X.

0:33.5

The 93rd. X half-assed morning show. Ninety-three.

0:38.4

Fair.

0:49.8

Word up and word life.

0:52.8

Welcome to the 93-Hap morning show.

1:04.8

I was just a setting here with my cellular telephone trying to see the final results from last night's hockey game.

1:09.8

I don't know about the rest of you is, but I had to hit the fart sack after the second period.

1:11.0

I had nothing left.

1:15.4

Again, much thanks to the jackholes at the National Hockey League for starting the biggest games of the season at 9 p.m. local time.

1:20.7

We all really appreciate that.

1:22.7

Same goes to the Dicks at the National Basketball Association.

1:27.5

So, anyways, like a lot of you who are listening at this hour,

1:32.7

these games start too late.

1:34.6

We can't stay up and watch them.

1:36.4

So I was looking up how the game wrapped up.

1:39.0

What a damn shame.

1:40.3

That is too bad.

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