Don't Care.

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Originally Aired May 21, 2026: Don't care. Don't care. Everything you wanna know about not caring.

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0:00.0	What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.
0:22.6	Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.
0:25.5	We plan ahead.
0:26.4	Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.
0:30.0	Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.
0:32.0	The 93X-Hapast morning show.
0:36.1	Ninety-three.
0:37.3	Fair. Yeah. Yeah, half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.
0:38.4	Fair.
0:49.6	Yeah, the countdown begins.
0:54.2	As of right, effing now.
0:57.2	The countdown is underway.
1:01.7	No, not the countdown to Jalen Hertz birthday.
1:05.0	But we have turned that into a tradition around here.
1:09.1	I'm not talking about the countdown to Jalen Hertz.
1:12.6	I'm not talking about the countdown to extinction. The countdown to extinction.
1:14.7	Ooh, good song.
1:15.4	What band?
1:16.5	Mega death.
1:17.6	I remember.
1:18.6	What year did the record come out?
1:20.4	97-ish?
	...

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