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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 14, 2026: Doing it in the can. Are you street smart? Everything you wanna know about Craig.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.0

The 93X-Hast morning show.

0:35.8

Ninety-three.

0:38.1

Air. This is half-ass morning show. Ninety-three. This is where business starts to pick up, by God, Thursday.

0:50.2

Welcome to the show and all that.

0:53.3

The 93X half-ass.

0:55.8

Thursday is where a lot of you start to feel like you have a fighting chance.

0:59.5

And we're certainly on your side.

1:02.3

So I just wanted to say good luck and we're all counting on you.

1:07.4

Cubby, what's going on over there?

1:08.9

Good to see you again.

1:10.0

You know, we've been, nice to see you as well. A. A few people have already texted in saying, today's their Friday, and they're calling us mortals. We're mortals, they're immortal. They don't have to work tomorrow. Well, then I bow to the immortals. Yeah, I know. And I ask them to have mercy upon the rest of us.

1:28.4

Today's their Friday, huh?

1:29.7

It is.

1:31.0

Everyone goes home a winner when today is your Friday.

1:35.5

That's the way I look at it.

1:37.5

That doesn't make any sense, but I said it out loud and I'm sticking by it.

1:40.5

Well, you know what?

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