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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 9, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Getaway kayak. Everything you wanna know about hotwifing.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.4

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0:24.3

And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love.

0:27.0

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0:31.0

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0:36.1

Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X.

0:38.8

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0:42.7

The 93X half-ass morning show.

0:46.8

Ninety-three air.

0:55.0

Oh, sure. You bet. Let's go ahead with this then.

1:01.0

Let's go ahead with the latest edition of the 93X half fast morning show.

1:07.0

Couldn't come up with the day, so I'll just call it the latest edition. Hopefully you're not in a hurry. You can stick around with us for a good stretch of time.

1:14.8

We're back with our regular starting lineup. Ashley has returned. You're okay?

1:20.9

Yeah. I heard you guys. I heard you guys said I had diarrhea. That's what we were told.

1:26.4

I had like multiple people message me and were like,

1:29.5

how's that going? I was like, I don't have diarrhea. I had friends text me. Not anymore you do.

1:35.4

Not anymore you don't, but you did. I actually had friends text me about that too, Ashley's saying,

1:40.2

man, it seems like she gets diarrhea a lot. Is she okay? So it's better now? Yeah. Yeah, my son is feeling a lot better. He was really sick, so. Oh, you got him sick with the diarrhea? No, he was the only one that was sick. I didn't know diarrhea was contagious like that. Yeah, he was, have you guys ever seen a baby projectile vomit? No. That is a very scary thing because why do you have that much liquid inside of your body? That doesn't make sense. At any time with the projectile vomiting, you watch a lot of horror movies. Did you think he was possessed? Yes. Yes. My husband brought that up. He did bring that up? Yeah. Yeah, it's natural as a parent to think, oh, no. Some sort of evil spirit has entered my child's body there. It was kind of great, though, because, you know, my husband's doing bedtime, and he was like, hey, he's not drinking the rest of his bottle. And I was like, that's weird. He's a little fatty.

2:34.7

He loves his bottle.

2:36.3

And so I like picked him up, checked him out, took his temperature.

2:40.1

His temp was all right at that time.

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