What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

We plan ahead.

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

The 93x-haffast morning show.

903.

Perfect. The X-Hadhaffast morning show. 90. 93.

Air.

Yeah.

You can't make this up.

Can't manufacture.

The pure joy, the, the excitement, the joy of cracking the mics on a Monday.

We want to welcome you bastards to the half-ass morning show.

Hopefully your weekend was unmitigated magic from start to finish.

Hell, maybe it ain't even over yet.

Maybe some of you are still doing the weekend thing.

Why you'd be awake at this hour bothering yourself with morning radio would be my first question,

but maybe some of these are still on the weekend. Well, podcasting. They might be listening at a reasonable 3.47 p.m. I forget all about that gimmick. Forget all about the podcasters.

Anyways, here we go. Can I tell you, Covey, real quick, that my loyalty and respect for a man called

Kiefer has only grown over the weekend. That's awesome. That was going to be my first question to you.

Wish you would have been there to see it.

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