Game 7 of The Masters
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired April 13, 2026: Watch out, those kids are PG-13. Pipe bomb party. Everything you wanna about sitting on your balls.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
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| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.3 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.3 | Oh, look at you. |
| 1:00.7 | Just look at you. |
| 1:03.6 | Gotta be honest, you don't look so good. |
| 1:07.2 | But that's all right. |
| 1:08.5 | Nobody looks good at 541 on a Monday morning especially after what you put |
| 1:15.4 | yourself through over the weekend welcome everybody no matter how you look to the 93x half |
| 1:20.7 | fast morning show bah witab huh? We were just talking |
| 1:28.3 | Bah-wit-ba-off air a little, I don't know, last week. |
| 1:31.3 | A couple weeks ago or something? |
| 1:32.2 | We were talking about Ba. |
| 1:33.4 | Yeah. |
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