("Best Of"): Tacos, Adderall & a Mammogram
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 153 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
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| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. Enjoy the show. You're listening to the radio. The 93X half-assed morning show. Welcome back to the 93X half-ass morning show. He's all set and ready to roll. Dr. Pete Jesus as our guest. Nice to see you again, |
| 0:54.8 | Dr. P. You too. Anything going on? Oh, no. Bring me questions. |
| 0:59.0 | Oh, the questions are coming in. Good. The man needs. But first off, no, I just want to know, |
| 1:04.4 | what's new with you? Anything happening? Anything you want to tell us? You know, I was sitting |
| 1:08.8 | out there thinking about the last couple weeks, and do you guys remember last weekend and the smoke from Canada, how bad that was? Yes. How did that affect all of you? I did not notice a thing because I'm usually indoors. I was struggling. I mowed the lawn and I didn't notice too much. Really? I was outdoors a lot last weekend, Dr. P. |
| 1:27.8 | And it doesn't bother me, not even a little bit. |
| 1:30.2 | So, um, where were you going with that? |
| 1:32.1 | Normally it doesn't bother me either. |
| 1:33.4 | But last weekend, I was struggling on Saturday, I think. |
| 1:36.8 | It was warm. |
| 1:37.5 | That was the worst of the two, right? |
| 1:39.2 | My eyes were burning and I really was having trouble breathing. |
| 1:42.9 | Um, maybe because I grew up with cigarette smokers. It doesn't do a damn thing to me. It could be, yeah. But so it's just, it's amazing. It's so weird when you open the door and you're like, oh, who's having a campfire in my lawn? Well, I know some of the neighborhood kids were out playing and they mentioned that they had sore throats and their eyes were kind of itchy. Yeah, I've never had that where my eyes were burning. But I was just reading about it a little bit and there's like 300 fires active in Canada. And most of them they just let burn. Get it together, Canada. I know. But there's some, apparently you can have a thing called zombie fires. Have you heard of that? No, no, I'm interested. |
| 2:24.4 | Supposedly, you know, the heat of these fires can get so intense that areas will be hot and then it'll snow on them and it basically insulates a little smoldering debris over the winter, |
| 2:31.6 | which then catches fire again in the spring. That is nuts. They said there was, |
| 2:36.5 | there's fires from 2003 that are still burning. That keep re-igniting. Yeah. That sounds insane, |
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