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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): Beef Walk

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Book by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.4

Half-assed morning show, 93X.

0:36.6

Burned, roasted,, Throwing Shade.

0:39.1

Those are the words I was looking for a few minutes ago when we were discussing

0:42.4

what the modern terms are today for insulting someone.

0:46.9

Throwing shade, I've heard that as a newer one.

0:49.4

Yes.

0:49.7

I guess that's still been around for a while.

0:51.3

Yes.

0:53.0

Thank you.

0:53.4

And roasted.

0:54.1

Will you say that in ice? Really? Yeah. Jesus. I never heard about... Boom, roasted. Thank you. That was how it played out? Yeah. Burn, certainly. Burn. Some salve for that burn. You ever heard that one? I have. Thank you for your text messages.

1:11.6

It was killing me.

1:15.9

I couldn't think of the modern terms for insulting someone.

1:20.5

Welcome back to the FN program.

1:22.1

Appreciate all that.

1:26.2

All right, tell me now, each of you individually.

1:29.7

Cubby, Smashley, Danil.

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