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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Originally Aired April 22, 2026: Yabba dabba doobie! Mess with the bull, get the horn (up your butt). Everything you wanna know about getting corn-dogged.

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0:00.0	What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.
0:22.6	Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.
0:25.5	We plan ahead.
0:26.4	Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.
0:30.0	Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.
0:32.0	The 93x.
0:33.6	The 930-happed morning show.
0:36.2	90.
0:36.7	93.
0:38.0	Fair. Fair.
0:43.7	Yeah, that poor fishy.
0:45.6	Oh, don't you dare.
0:47.4	Don't you dare.
0:48.9	Oh, time can be a cruel bitch.
0:51.7	Oh.
0:52.4	Right, Cubby?
0:53.5	What a terrible way to start the ball.
0:56.5	What?
0:57.0	We were listening to that song by that old band from back in the day.
1:01.9	I enjoy it quite a bit.
1:05.1	Faith No More.
1:06.4	Yep.
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