Mystery Surgery
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired May 26, 2026: Aliens, ghosts, or zombies? Kindergarten graduation brawl. Everything you wanna know about using a sandwich as toilet paper.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.9 | The 93x Half-Hast morning show. |
| 0:45.2 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:47.5 | Air. |
| 0:52.3 | Oh, man. |
| 0:56.4 | All right, here we are. |
| 0:57.4 | The 93X Half-Ass Morning Show is officially checking in at 541. |
| 1:04.8 | We have returned from a nice little Memorial Day vacation. |
| 1:11.1 | We were living the life there for a short while. |
| 1:14.7 | But that's all over now. |
| 1:16.5 | Thank you for dialing us in this morning. |
| 1:19.7 | Tell me what happened, Josh. |
| 1:21.3 | It's been four or five days since we were side-beside live on the radio. |
| 1:26.4 | What did they do to you this time? Go ahead. |
| 1:28.7 | Well, there was some fun. |
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