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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): More Monkey Wars

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 161 minutes

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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Book by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.7

It's Dr. Andrea.

0:34.3

Here to save you about $5,000 and answer your pet questions.

0:38.1

It's Dr. Andrea. On the save you about $5,000 and answer your pet questions. It's Dr. Andrea.

0:39.5

On the 93X half-assed morning show.

0:44.3

Welcome back to the show, Ski.

0:49.1

It's the return of the most popular woman in the world.

0:53.3

651-9-9-933 is how you can get a hold of us. If you want to try and text in a question to the most popular woman in the world, it's Dr. Andrea Johnston from German Animal Hospital. She's here to answer questions about your damn pet. Welcome back, Dr. Andrea. Thank you. Nice to see you again. Yeah, thanks. You've been on vacation. Yeah, yeah. You went to Italy. Yeah, we went to Italy. Have you been before? In college, studying abroad. Okay. You know, with the big backpack going on the train in a note. But not, no, I haven't been since. It's pretty awesome. Yeah. The food's amazing. Is it what we'd imagine? Like, you know, a lot of better than Chef Boy or D and stuff? Oh, I mean, the spaghetti is like, oh, just plain butter noodles are phenomenal. Is it different? Like sometimes people will say, that's not how pizza really is or that's not how this Mexican food really is. Yeah. I mean, it's so fresh, right? And they use olive oil for everything instead of butter and all that stuff.

1:50.3

Olive oil is delicious. So good. There you go off to Italy for a stretch of time. Any grand adventures while you were there?

1:57.8

We did some cool stuff. We took Vespas through Rome, you know, with like a sidecar. Oh, that's really cool. I love that. It's like the movies. It's adorable. The one cool thing is we went truffle hunting with a dog. Oh, wow. You didn't go with a pig? No, pigs are like, they say pigs are super destructive. Yeah, I was heard it was like a specialized pig, the truffle pig or whatever they call.

2:18.0

Can we take a time out?

2:19.1

Because I don't even know what a truffle is. Yeah. So truffle's like a fancy mushroom. Aren't they crazy expensive? It's related to the mushroom, but it's like a fungus. I thought it was a bird. No. And they're super expensive. I mean, they can range from like 800800 for one little tiny ball of truffle to like $5,000.

2:39.1

And you bring a dog or a pig with you because they can sniff it out?

2:43.2

So they train them.

2:44.6

It's called the dog that they use is an Italiana Romongolo is the name of it.

2:50.2

It looks like a little golden doodle.

2:52.6

Yeah.

2:53.3

But you can train any hunting dog, a lab.

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