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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2026
⏱️ 144 minutes
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Originally Aired June 15, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Having sex in the back of a cop car . Everything you wanna know about getting Bum Bum Cream on your face.
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, air conditioning, the love of my life. |
| 0:05.5 | Uh-oh, that doesn't sound good. |
| 0:08.0 | What's going on, Habs podcasters? |
| 0:09.8 | We're getting into that soupy part of the summer when your air conditioning is going to be |
| 0:13.6 | holding on for dear life. |
| 0:15.3 | That's where our friends at Standard heating and air conditioning come into play. |
| 0:18.6 | If your AC is out, you shouldn't have to wait. |
| 0:21.6 | Standard prioritizes homes without cooling, so they got your back. |
| 0:24.8 | With over 70 trucks on the road, they're ready to make you comfortable fast. |
| 0:29.4 | Ah, that's better. |
| 0:31.3 | Schedule now at standardheating.com, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:35.7 | The 93X--assed morning show. |
| 0:39.5 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:41.7 | Fair. |
| 0:46.3 | All right. |
| 0:53.4 | It ain't no thing. It's just a Monday show. We've tangled with quite a few of these over the years. Haven't we, Covey? One or two, you're right. A Monday program. How many career Mondays are we up to now, Covey? Do you have any idea? I couldn't even guess. What are the career numbers? |
| 1:12.7 | I'm not going to say six, seven. |
| 1:29.3 | Don't say six, seven. I don't know. Hundreds? Yeah. Hundreds. It doesn't matter. Thousands? Thousands? Probably. It's got to be thousands. Hundreds of thousands? 100,000. 100,000. 100,000,000 Mondays. I suppose now we should look at this as a special event. |
| 1:29.3 | Today is officially our $100,000,000 Mondays. I suppose now we should look at this as a special event. |
| 1:33.7 | Today is officially our 100,000,000th Monday morning broadcast. |
| 1:34.1 | Wow. |
| 1:35.0 | Part of history. |
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