Perfect Person

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage.Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch.Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office.coffee is baaaaaack - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle.coffee is baaaaaack -  https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026

Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open.Join the club at https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code perfectperson at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/perfectperson ⛵Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

Amanda Lehan-Canto joins the show to take stunning calls about calling your cute coworker "baby", falling in love with your sports club nemesis, and debunking a workplace rumor about eating unpeeled bananas.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2026

The Wrecking Ball Crew joins the show once again to take stunning calls about your husband startling you while taking a nude, a diss track about your dad, and a situationship's evidence of another lover in the apartment. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2026

Katie Marovitch joins the show to take stunning calls about flooding a man's house, a sticky boss who spreads crumbs, humiliating yourself in front of a crush, and finding a bathroom buddy who can't stop gossiping.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2026

Izzy Roland joins the show to take stunning calls about a lover's ex girlfriend showing up mid date in the dead of night, having a hangover emergency, and rival nonbinary's stealing your haircut. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2026

Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett join the show during the 24 Hour Livestream to take stunning calls about a theme song for cats, color coded class subjects, and creating a new fun menu for a local coffeeshop.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2026

Ethan Nestor joins the show to take STUNNING calls about beating your boyfriend at scrabble, a cool gay bartender smoke session, and a karaoke showdown with a rival friend group.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2026

Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code perfectperson at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/perfectperson  Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana join the show for an absolute Hall Of Famer! This episode is cut from footage taken during the 24 Hour Telethon for the NILC! We take stunning calls about farting as a nude model, having tummy troubles on move-in day, a hot neighbor proposing to your boyfriend, and recovering in a workout class in front of your crush. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2026

Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) joins the show to take stunning calls about de-coding secret meeting footsie at work, eluding the british government, and telling your fling you had a threesome with your best friends.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2026

Ashby Florence joins the show to give stunning advice to callers about unbelievably embarrassing ads playing out loud in class, stabbing your boss, and singles events at your ex besties house.  Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2026

Jonathan Kirk (Shoulda Books) joins the show to take stunning calls about catching a serial floor pooper, investigating a night whistler, and seizing control of the snack closet.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2026

Siobhan Thompson joins the show to take stunning calls about a moaning coworker, sending spicy instagram reels to your mother in law, and hooking up with your ex's best friend.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2026

Deison Afualo (Two Idiot Girls) joins the show to take stunning calls about rescuing a specialized instrument from your crush's apartment without them realizing, being carted away in an ambulance from a climbing gym, a threesome missing person report, and a granola store coworker who screams. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2026

Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2026

Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about identity fraud within the book club, fixing a plugged drain at your condo, and a youtuber who ruined your life. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89TgJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2026

Madi Hart joins the show to give advice to stunning callers about a naked roommate, a friend secretly dating your ex, and a finding your boss's p*rn collection.SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89TgJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2026

It's that time of year folks! These are the top 5 best callers of the year as voted by you, complete with update callbacks from Patreon. We talk with Furry Potluck, Accidentally hooked up with both brothers, crushing on the schoolbus driver, dildo soup kitchen counter, and romantic letter to the upstairs pianist. ENJOY!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2025

Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2025

Eric Striffler aka Mrs. Claus, is here to take STUNNING christmas calls from listeners about getting your very recent ex in secret Santa, being force fed five courses by mom for xmas dinner, and recasting the Christmas play.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Sarah Whittle joins the show to take stunning calls about stealing a turkey, nude models feuding in art class, and a moral dilemma about a besties nasty boyfriend.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having a LITERAL evil twin, having a second b*tthole, and accidentally through a series of unfortunate mistakes - peeing on your boss.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

perfectpersoncoffee.comWill, Eric, and Jay of the Bachelor Boyz join the show once again to search for true love from random callers.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

Perfection is only a sip away - perfectpersoncoffee.comEddy Burback joins us in the studio for a stunning series of calls about embarassing yourself at d*ldo therapy, mistakenly catfishing a coworker, finding a mysterious man, and having a bad kiss with your soulmate.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmTypeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

Sarah Doerner joins the show to take stunning calls from citizens about a cold brew thief in broad daylight, a coworkers girlfriend inviting you to a fourway post shift, and a friend group divided by partying too hard. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from people who hooked up with two competing brothers in a single night, and have a neighborly mishap with the stoner next door. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls from people who procured teeth from a one night stand, who have a mailman they used to french, and someone who ate too many eggs.Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

Eric joins the show to take terrifying calls for spooky season about a mimic haunting your house, a witch in your neighborhood you have to repay, and a ghost that has latched itself onto you. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

Watch The Tour Documentary (Out Friday): https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-not-perfect-141218671?Ethan Nestor joins the show to take stunning calls about a clown kink at a ren faire, hooking up with your besties ex, and banging your favorite professors son & daughter. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about successfully getting your sex toys inside while on vacation, banging your sisters school bus driver, and extorting maple syrup from your ex boyfriend. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym.If you're wondering what that audio was in the beginning - it was a trailer for I'm Not A Perfect Person: A Tour Documentary! Coming October 2025. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers about being exiled in spin class, dealing with loving feelings from the dishwasher you're banging, and getting a date from the hottie at lunch.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to callers about a shrek themed birthday, a furry potluck, and a dad that is getting scammed on instagram.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially groundbreaking nude leakage, and a beef at chili's.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2025

Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open mic, leaving out your d*ldo collection on the stove, and being surpassed by your husband in your favorite video game.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

Hannah Pilkes joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about selling your rich ex boyfriend pricey foot pics, locking your keys in your laundry room, and being scammed by a telephone fraudster.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveIn this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respectively, join the show to squash their beef and take stunning calls about killing your neighbors lawn, and one janitors war against a serial pisser.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls about secret little bees on your desk, being forcibly uninvited from your boss's work part, and getting 10 lbs of flour to your home.SEE THE SHOW LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

SEE THE SHOW LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJared Popkin joins the show to take stunning calls about betraying an unhinged coworker, and coming clean to a customer that you have been living a lie at a grocery store.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls, and also tell everyone about our brand new baby.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025