167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.2	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're of course a person.
0:24.2	Hand cream is back.
0:27.3	Wow.
0:28.6	It was gone for a while and then I was gifted a hand cream from a brand bag from a thing I did.
0:35.5	And now I'm creaming my hands. And it's good? It's good hand cream. It's luxury hand cream. It's fancy. And I do feel that like it makes me be like my, my, my, my hands were so dry for years from prior. You know what? I actually heard this that I think is very interesting. There was an interview with this fashion person who said
0:54.2	and the question was, what is luxury? And she said luxury should be something that could be hung in a
0:59.3	museum 50 years from now. Oh, I love that. Which I think is a very interesting in the sense that that is
1:03.8	not what it's sold as. Luxury apartments today are horrible. Horrible. Modern atrocities, everything is
1:09.5	made of like veneer and plastic. It will fall apart. Yeah. But the hand cream is luxury. And anything that you can sprinkle luxury into your life? You can put a cream in 50 years from now. It'll still be creamy. It might be moldy, but maybe. But maybe not. Maybe not. I'm obviously here with Rainy Toll. Rainy.
1:27.7	Hello.
1:28.3	Oh, my gosh.
1:28.6	So happy to be here.
1:30.6	Rainy, wonderful to have you in the studio. Obviously, we've been on the show a bazillion times. We've been doing live shows. We've been doing it all. And let's do a retrospective. Let's roll the clip. No. Can you imagine you had just a trailer of us?
1:45.9	That'd be fun.
1:46.5	Honestly, that would be so great. Somebody was out there making great fan cams of me, you, and Will. Oh, my gosh. Shout out to that person. I think her name is Kath. Yeah. But I'm not totally sure. But she, oh my gosh, she did one of Will that was right man man, which I thought was so funny.
2:01.8	Unbelievable.
2:02.7	That's fucking great.
2:03.5	But Rainey, what makes you perfect today to be on the show to answer people's questions?
2:07.4	Well, okay, so my life, this is not what makes me perfect, but this is the context.
2:11.4	My life right now, disarray.
2:13.7	Really?
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