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Perfect Person

158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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In this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respectively, join the show to squash their beef and take stunning calls about killing your neighbors lawn, and one janitors war against a serial pisser.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:17.3

Hello and welcome to Perfect version of the show where I'm Perfect and you are of course a person recently.

0:22.5

I've been putting my little piggyies on that carpet.

0:26.3

Oh! I've been putting my...

0:29.2

The show has changed, man.

0:31.6

I haven't been a carpet in my home, and I've been putting my little piggys on that.

0:35.8

I've been taking my socks off and just sort of walking on that. And it's been really nice. Okay. Were you shoes on in the house before? What was going on? Well, I just feel like it wasn't really putting my piggy's on that. A ton earlier. Yeah. Now I'm relishing it. I just have a question. Like, did you just not have much carpet at your old place?

0:54.8

You know what it was?

0:55.5

It was that, so at the last place, the place was hardwood and there was some carpets. So I would go, my piggies would get a little, you know, they're going from the wood, the carpet. So I wouldn't really enjoy the carpet. And now the entire, my entire place is carpeted now. And we got it steam clean before we moved in.

0:52.1

So I was like, all right, great.

0:53.3

That's the carpet you're talking about.

0:54.3

That's the carpet I'm talking about.

0:55.1

That's a nice carpet.

0:55.8

I did like it. the entire, my entire place is carpeted now. Really? And we had it steam clean before we moved in.

1:12.0

So I was like, all right, great. That's the carpet you're talking about.

1:13.0

That's a nice carpet.

1:14.6

I did like it.

1:15.0

So you know it's clean too.

1:15.5

It's an okay carpet.

1:16.7

It came with the place.

1:17.4

It's an okay carpet.

1:18.2

It felt nice.

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