159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:17.3 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person. |
| 0:22.9 | Recently I forced myself into a little pair of shoes. |
| 0:28.5 | I got my piggies into a pair of shoe. |
| 0:31.8 | They're not these ones. |
| 0:32.6 | Don't even look at my phone right now. |
| 0:34.6 | No free FEEP. |
| 0:36.2 | I forced my little piggies into a pair of shoes. I said, |
| 0:40.4 | Daddy don't like those. I said, I'm going to return those. Zappos said you have 365 days to give |
| 0:47.0 | these back to us. That's almost a year. Guess how much time passed? And I didn't return him. They were |
| 0:51.7 | in a box in my car and I was going, I don't want to go to the store. And who's that impression? And who's that impression? And he's that. What's happening? And then what happened? The energy change. Scott, let them cook. And it turns out, after the whole year passed, I put them back on my bigies in my feet trunk. Is he getting red? So now the biggies are warm in their bed. |
| 1:12.6 | And I've been wearing the shoes that I was going to return, but I didn't. Sometimes life just |
| 1:16.7 | finds a way. I'm obviously joined by Eric Shrifler and Scott Kramer on the show today. |
| 1:24.2 | Holy smokes. |
| 1:26.9 | Sorry, Scott just wiped his brow. And then gave it to me. Wited his brow. Well, you requested it. I don't know what to do. You'll change what I left in? Scott, Eric, welcome to the show. Thanks for having us, man. Thanks, Miles. Now, Eric's obviously been here before, but Scott, first time, happy to have you here. |
| 1:46.2 | Happy to be here. |
| 1:47.2 | So happy. |
| 1:41.0 | You're not happy to have me. Well, no, I'm always happy to see you, Eric. You're always a delight, you know. You're always a chatterbox. Oh, I don't. Yeah, you can't say all. The more you say, |
| 1:42.3 | the more I don't like it. |
| 1:44.5 | But Scott, Eric, |
| 1:45.4 | what makes you guys perfect to be on the show today |
| 1:46.4 | to answer people's questions and calls? Oh, can I go second? I was going to say, what if we, what if we just do, say it at the same time. Oh, okay. Oh, interesting. I would say the thing we, we are. Are you going to lead? Sorry, that was the worst collaboration I've ever seen. |
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