177: Astronaut Bachelors Compete For True Love (w/ Eric, Will , & Jay)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Will, Eric, and Jay of the Bachelor Boyz join the show once again to search for true love from random callers.

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0:00.0	You're so tired.
0:05.0	You can't even think straight.
0:09.0	Your car probably has a parking ticket.
0:10.0	You parked in a red zone.
0:11.0	You're such a piece of shit.
0:12.0	Today's gonna be bad.
0:14.0	You shouldn't have stood up so late, babe.
0:18.0	Everybody's mad at you.
0:28.4	Wait, you're actually awesome.
0:30.1	Your car is good.
0:31.1	You're not going to spill this. You look nice and you have a nice walk.
0:33.8	There's no way that you're going to have a coffee stain.
0:39.3	And it's all thanks to Perfect Person Coffee Co.
0:43.8	Perfect Coffee for Perfect
0:45.6	People. Releasing
0:47.3	November 26, 2025 at 12pmPST,
0:50.7	Perfectpersoncoee.com. This is a headgum podcast. Hello and welcome to the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.
1:23.5	Recently I've been walking in the rain.
1:26.5	And that's sort of been nice.
1:29.1	Because my body gets a little bit wet.
1:32.0	And I'm singing in the rain.
1:36.7	Singing, singing.
	...

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