189: oops I stabbed my wonderful boss (w/ Ashby)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Ashby Florence joins the show to give stunning advice to callers about unbelievably embarrassing ads playing out loud in class, stabbing your boss, and singles events at your ex besties house.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:17.4 | Hello and welcome to Perfect person the show where I'm Perfect and you're of course |
| 0:19.9 | a person. |
| 0:25.9 | Recently, I've been back on candles. |
| 0:30.7 | Picture, smell coming out of a fiery place. |
| 0:33.6 | Candles are not just for self-care anymore. |
| 0:37.3 | They're a ritual that is the ritual that smiles back. |
| 0:39.9 | I've been lighting a candle while I read. |
| 0:40.6 | Uh, |
| 0:41.7 | Marie Antoinette much. |
| 0:42.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.1 | And I'm obviously joined by Ashby. |
| 0:49.5 | Thanks. |
| 0:53.8 | Ashby, welcome to the show. |
| 0:54.5 | Thank you. Yeah. Um, I think, well, welcome to the show. Thank you. |
| 0:59.8 | I think, well, I appreciate the first thing you said about candles. |
| 1:00.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.0 | I have a bad habit of smelling things. |
| 1:04.9 | You smell, you feel that that's a big piece of you? |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, I think I smell a lot of things, but never the right thing. |
| 1:11.3 | Never glue, never poppers, never things that are fun or good. |
| 1:12.7 | You've never, you've never smelled poppers? |
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