184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about identity fraud within the book club, fixing a plugged drain at your condo, and a youtuber who ruined your life.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:17.3 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person. |
| 0:25.5 | English muffins are back. |
| 0:29.6 | Picture a muffin. |
| 0:31.2 | Flattened like a crumpet. |
| 0:33.4 | Slice it in half, add butter, and swirl. |
| 0:37.6 | That is breakfast that you give me happy. |
| 0:42.2 | And swirl. |
| 0:44.2 | Oh, swirl. |
| 0:45.3 | I've been eating on goose muffins recently. |
| 0:47.8 | I've really enjoyed the experience. |
| 0:50.1 | And I got to say, it seems like a holy bread. |
| 0:54.0 | Holy bread? Because there's a lot of holes and bubbles in it. I'm obviously joined by Johnny pancakes. Obviously. Johnny English muffins. Johnny muffins. Johnny muffins. Holy shit. Yeah. Have you ever thought about doing a spinoff channel? By the way, it's crazy. You don't have a second channel called Johnny Muffin. Okay. |
| 1:11.0 | Well, I'll get one. |
| 1:12.0 | I'll get on it. |
| 1:12.7 | Or Johnny pancakes. |
| 1:13.7 | Or Johnny pancakes. |
| 1:14.6 | I know. |
| 1:14.9 | You're always giving me business ideas. Are you a night owl? No. I'm a narcole. I'm narcoleptych. Thanks for listening. what's narcoleptic mean? |
| 1:24.9 | Is that the one where you... |
| 1:25.9 | No, that's... |
| 1:28.0 | Oh, I hope not. |
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