This is a headgum podcast.

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.

And it's the end of the year.

That's right.

2025 has come to a close, a stunning close.

And you know what that means?

It's the absolute best callers of the year episode with

callbacks that are normally on Patreon. But every year, once a year at the very end of the

freaking fang, I take the top voted calls and callbacks and I smash them together and I put

it on Al out into a Hall of Fame style epi.

We got some bangers this year.

I mean, this was a crazy perfect person year overall.

Like the show has continued to grow and grow and grow and grow and I wanted to first and foremost say thank you so, so, so much for listening to this show and for commenting and for fucking

calling in and for sharing your stories with me. I really feel so lucky, obviously. I feel like

I talk about this all the time, but I feel so lucky to not only have a show like this that people

would want to listen to, but I'm very lucky

about the type of person who listens to this show. And I feel that the people I've met

like at the live shows this year, or even the people that call in, are very empathetic and

kind and cool and wonderful. And I just want to say like I owe it all to you guys for everything.

And this is making me a little bit emotional, but I want to continue going through it because I do just feel so lucky and I really want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart. I also know that, like, you know, for a lot of people, this show is their routine. It's like a part of their weekly tradition. It comes out on Wednesdays. Maybe that's the day that you freaking go on a big old walk with your dogs.

Or maybe that's just the day that you kick your shoes off with your dogs out on the couch.

But regardless of when you listen to this show, just wanted to say thank you so, so much.

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