169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym.
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| 0:00.0 | Last October, we decided to take the podcast on tour. |
| 0:07.0 | Would, my married ex won't stop sending me money? |
| 0:10.0 | Please join us on stage. |
| 0:12.0 | The show started as a complete joke, and somehow like a Greek tragedy. |
| 0:17.0 | The show has become real people calling me with their genuine problems and me giving actual advice that they trust. |
| 0:25.5 | Hey, Miles. |
| 0:26.3 | Hi, Miles. |
| 0:27.2 | Hi, Miles. |
| 0:27.9 | I have a crush on a coworker that I have to fire. |
| 0:31.8 | I'm talking to a guy seriously for the first time since my big crazy breakup. |
| 0:38.3 | Hi, Miles. I'm a long-time listener, first time caller. |
| 0:40.3 | My best friend Daniel died when we were 17, |
| 0:44.3 | been 19 years, and I recently stumbled upon his mom's social media page. |
| 0:49.3 | Hi, Myel. |
| 0:51.3 | I am going to propose my girlfriend, and I'm trying to figure out how. Hi, Myel. I am going to propose to my girlfriend, and I'm trying to figure out how. |
| 0:56.0 | I hope you take all the blame for the walls that she built. |
| 1:05.0 | I was the dominatrix on your show. |
| 1:10.0 | I want to make sure that I'm not just, you know, |
| 1:14.4 | another asshole in the internet. |
| 1:16.3 | I tried to fix you. |
| 1:19.3 | See, I wrecked the home because you're deader too. |
| 1:23.7 | And there's only so much to forgive when I hate you for what you did. |
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