This is a headgum podcast.

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Berwickton, you're of course a person

Instantly talking down to people.

People never get upset about that?

You've heard about this is not a sponsored fit.

But recently I got a new little rubber.

Putting a rubber?

On my wawa. Yeah yeah i got a new rubber seal for my oala water bottle

because the other one the audio listeners he's drinking out of a condom it looks i like to condom

what does it do it's microb microbial? No. No.

And don't interrupt me before you've been introduced. It's one of those podcasts. Imagine Ira Glass, like he just makes people wait for 47 minutes in the studio with him while he listens to the rest of the audio. Yeah. He doesn't do it. But he did. but I got a new rubber seal for my O Walla

because apparently the only issue for my O'Wala

because apparently the only issue with the O'Wall is they get a little moldy.

The rubber seal gets moldy.

So I got a pink one so I can see it the mold when it happens.

I'm in the mold when it happens.

The mold when it happens.

I'm joined, of course, by Jeffrey James. All aboard. I barely said anything and it's

already a massage to be alert. Of course. I, yeah, I wish Riley was here. I know, me too. Honestly,

it is the, the audience wishes Riley was here. Well, I always wish Riley was here.

The audience also loves Riley and you, and they love you together.

And I will say, how many times do you think I've texted the two of you trying to get both of you on the show?

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