165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially groundbreaking nude leakage, and a beef at chili's.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:17.2 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show, where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person. |
| 0:23.9 | Recently, I've been washing my sponge with soap. |
| 0:29.4 | Yeah, a sponge was smelling a little mildewy. |
| 0:32.3 | And so I sort of held it up and I put dish soap and I kind of scrubbed it in my hand and I reduced the mildew smell because that's sort of the problem with the sponge is that it gets stinky. And if you wash it via hand, you're able to get out of there. They're replaceable, you know. Well, they are replaceable. They are replaceable. That's how they get you. Some of us give a fuck about the earth. |
| 0:55.8 | I'm not throwing away. |
| 0:56.6 | If I throw away a sponge, that's like carbon emissions out the ass. Totally. That's me taking my private jet. Isn't a, well, at least you do it. Hold on. Isn't a sponge, a creature? isn't it like a |
| 0:51.2 | doesn't it have to be |
| 0:52.3 | biodegradable |
| 0:52.9 | just based on the fact that it |
| 0:53.9 | or is |
| 0:55.1 | okay I'm gonna go for |
| 0:56.1 | do you think |
| 0:57.3 | that like when you buy a sponge |
| 0:58.5 | of, Isn't it like a... Doesn't it have to be biodegradable just based on the fact that it... |
| 1:11.0 | Okay, I'm gonna... |
| 1:12.0 | I'm gonna go for it. |
| 1:13.0 | Do you think that like when you buy a sponge |
| 1:14.8 | from a store? You think that's an animal? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not... You've been sold a lemon. You've been sold a lie. That's made out of fucking, who knows. plastic and fur. |
| 1:08.5 | But a sponge is an anemone creature that exists in the sea. |
| 1:12.2 | But we don't use those as a spark. |
| 1:14.3 | Yeah, from the sea. |
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