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Recently, I've been washing my sponge with soap.

Yeah, a sponge was smelling a little mildewy.

And so I sort of held it up and I put dish soap and I kind of scrubbed it in my hand and I reduced the mildew smell because that's sort of the problem with the sponge is that it gets stinky. And if you wash it via hand, you're able to get out of there. They're replaceable, you know. Well, they are replaceable. They are replaceable. That's how they get you. Some of us give a fuck about the earth.

I'm not throwing away.

If I throw away a sponge, that's like carbon emissions out the ass. Totally. That's me taking my private jet. Isn't a, well, at least you do it. Hold on. Isn't a sponge, a creature? isn't it like a

doesn't it have to be

biodegradable

just based on the fact that it

or is

okay I'm gonna go for

do you think

that like when you buy a sponge

of, Isn't it like a... Doesn't it have to be biodegradable just based on the fact that it...

Okay, I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go for it.

Do you think that like when you buy a sponge

from a store? You think that's an animal? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not... You've been sold a lemon. You've been sold a lie. That's made out of fucking, who knows. plastic and fur.

But a sponge is an anemone creature that exists in the sea.

But we don't use those as a spark.

Yeah, from the sea.

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