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🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool.
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
0:17.3 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you are, of course, a person. |
0:24.8 | Recently, the sun's been absolutely out and I've been walking my little ass. |
0:33.8 | Daddy's been walking. |
0:35.3 | And I've basically been walking to all my local little shops. Oh. And I've made a map with my friends of all the local places that we can walk to that we haven't been to. So we can kind of be like, oh, what's that Thai place that we never go to? We go to the other one. Yeah. Let's go to that place and see if they've got something that's good that's cooking. Yeah. So we can |
0:54.3 | become more local guys. You just decided this is what you're doing. We did. We made a shared Google Maps. And the fun part about it, I highly recommend this everyone. Because if you and I have a shared Google map and we're like, you can log things together. We're collaborators. If I leave review for something, you get a push notification. So if I go to, if I go to a new place, then my friends get push notifications of my review of the place. You can share a Google map as in, in my mind, you were drawing like a map of your local. That would be awesome. Yeah. I was like, how do you add stuff to that? It's a Google map just for your friends. |
1:27.7 | You can like, you know how you can do Google map and you can save it to like a list? You can save it to a collaborative list between people and invite people to that list. So then you can be like, are you just fucking with everyone and ranking stuff? Of course. Yes, of course. But then I could like, like there was like an auto parts place that is a funny name. And I was like, like logging that and being like, this place is coffee sucked. Like, not a good hang. And then they would get pushed to all them. Really a lot of fun. But obviously, guys, I am on the show with Ash Perez. Ash, welcome to the show. So glad you could be here. I'm so glad I could be here. Embarrassingly, you caught me eating a cookie in my car. I went out to go sort of greet you several minutes before your arrival time. And I saw you holding a full chocolate chip cookie. Ommill raisin. Ommol, Razin. |
2:18.3 | Don't sander me. |
2:19.7 | Full oatmeal raisin cookie, |
2:20.8 | eating it in your car. |
2:14.8 | And I found it to be adorable. I think that's fantastic. How often do you eating a cookie in your car? Fairly often. I love cookies. Me too. I'll like, that's what I will fucking, And if there's a cookie there, I'm going to eat it. |
2:16.1 | If it's bad, I'll still eat it. |
2:17.8 | I got to be honest, if there's a plate of cookies, |
2:21.0 | the fact that people are walking into a party and not having a cookie. |
2:21.2 | Yeah. |
2:34.3 | If there's a cookie there, I'm going to eat it. If it's bad, I'll still eat it. I got to be honest, if there's a plate of cookies, |
2:37.5 | the fact that people are walking into a party and not having a cookie. |
2:37.7 | Yeah. |
2:31.9 | If there's a table with cookies on it. If there's a coffee shop and there's that big jar of cookies, I have to get a cookie. Like, I need a cookie. What are you talking about? Yeah. Sorry. A big jar of cookies and a coffee shop? There's a big, there's a big jar. |
2:34.0 | Like these days in L.A., |
2:34.9 | it's always like a sea salt, |
2:36.4 | black chocolate, whatever. |
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