197: my coworkers think I eat unpeeled bananas (w/ Amanda Lehan-Canto)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Amanda Lehan-Canto joins the show to take stunning calls about calling your cute coworker "baby", falling in love with your sports club nemesis, and debunking a workplace rumor about eating unpeeled bananas.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:17.1 | Hello and welcome to Pervers in the show where I'm perfect and you're of course. |
| 0:20.6 | A person. |
| 0:24.7 | Oh my God, I forgot. I forgot about the farts. |
| 0:28.2 | Recently I've sort of been washing my sheets real quick. |
| 0:34.7 | Sometimes you expect a chore to take a long time, but if you actually time it, it's not that much. |
| 0:39.8 | So you're able to sort of pop in and pop out. |
| 0:42.4 | How long does sheets take hours and hours and hours? |
| 0:45.1 | Well, actually, if you time it, it's less. |
| 0:47.2 | Same for doing the dishes. |
| 0:48.5 | Set a timer and it's actually like, whoa, I was that worried about 10 minutes? |
| 0:52.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.8 | I'm, of course, joined by Amanda Leanne Canto. Amanda, welcome back to the show. Wow. It is, I forgot how much I love this show. That's so nice. Honestly, just chatting with you and seeing you as a joy, but then the farts, it's like my favorite. |
| 1:12.8 | It's like, I mean, the sound board. Yeah, you know, the farts, by the way, what I love is we'll go on the phone and people go, can you play the fart again? They just want to hear the fart on the sound. Well, yeah, everybody loves a fart. And if they don't, they're lying. There's anti-fart members in the community. |
| 1:27.9 | And I just want to say, I respect you and I hear you, but I just disagree. |
| 1:30.5 | Sure, sure, sure. |
| 1:31.3 | Yeah. don't. They're lying. There's anti-fart members in the community. And I just say, I respect you and I hear you, but I just disagree. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, I hear you. You have a voice. You have space. This is the same space. By the way, not a safe space to hate the fart noise. I'm sorry. It's not a safe space to hate the fart noise. Amanda, obviously you're on the show today to give perfect advice. What makes you perfect |
| 1:44.9 | recently to give that advice? You know what? I think I've lived. I'm a new mom. Yeah. Hello. I'm a new mom. My son is, you know, eight months and some change. And damn. And you know this. I think you live a life. Yeah. month, you go through a massive change, or two |
| 2:03.3 | weeks, and you have to grieve and you have to learn the new lessons that are coming to you. |
| 2:09.8 | And you have a million aha moments. Yeah. And a lot of hard moments. And really, when someone |
| 2:15.5 | talks to you, you're already like planets ahead of, I don't |
| 2:19.2 | know. I don't know if you're ahead of them, but your planets somewhere. You're like problem |
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