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Perfect Person

166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to callers about a shrek themed birthday, a furry potluck, and a dad that is getting scammed on instagram.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:17.3

Hello and welcome to Perfect and you're of course a person.

0:20.7

And you're of course a person.

0:23.6

Water. Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're of course, a person. Water your dirt. And something will grow. I've been sprinkling water over my dirt because we moved and we have plants that need to be watered.

0:38.9

And as I've been watering them, I've noticed that around those plants, random little green things are growing.

0:45.8

All life on this planet is just waiting.

0:49.2

It's just waiting to burst forth.

0:52.0

And I know I've come out previously on this podcast as being anti-soil.

0:55.1

And I thought that plants only, they plants grow better in water. Then that is also a factor. But also if you water soil, plants will grow. I mean, I'm just remembering your famous catchphrase if you water something. Well, the worst thing it happens is it grows. And then all the commenters are like, no, actually you can drown the plant.

1:10.3

They were like, actually you can overwater it.

1:13.2

And that's a really bad idea. But I'm obviously

1:16.6

here with William Whitworth. What's up? Will, welcome back to the show. Happy to be here.

1:22.5

It is, of course, the annual stoned episode of a person about once a year around September,

1:29.4

me and Will, sort of get back to basics where it's, you know, we get a little bit

1:35.0

stone, we, we loosen ourselves up such that we can give better advice to the listeners and

1:40.0

to the callers. Yeah. I mean, and obviously the first time we did this, as we have to reference every time,

1:45.1

we had a little bit of a way to go outside.

1:46.7

We had to go outside.

1:47.4

We had to take a break.

1:48.1

So we've changed it up.

1:49.2

We've changed it up.

1:49.9

We've tried to go a little bit lighter on the stoneage. Well, I'm not going to do that. In fact, I am actually planning to take a significant tolerance break after this.

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