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Hello, and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.

Ice cream is back.

You guys thought I was off the shit, but you can't kill what can't be dead.

My doctor told me my triglysterized were high.

But guess who sort of whittled down my diet until they were normal again enough for me to have an ice cream sandwich on the daily?

I'm obviously.

Are you drunk?

I'm fucked up.

I'm wasted.

I'm obviously here with Gareth Reynolds. That took a while. Sorry. Hi, Miles. Thank you for having me. Garrett, thank you so much for being here. A pleasure. Obviously, you know, Garrett from the Dala, from we're here to help, and from, of course, next we have. Yes. Thank you so much for being here. Podcast royalty, pod god himself.

No, don't agree. But thank you. No problem. You know, it's funny. When you did my show, you know, there's times where you just, there are you. There's times where you go, oh, man, I love that. I just really enjoyed having you on. I was like, I love Miles. That's so nice. So I was very excited when you asked me to do this.

Of course.

We had a blast.

We had a joy on your show.

And, enjoyed having you on. I was like, I love Miles. That's so nice. So I was very excited when you asked me to do this. Of course. We had a blast. We had a joy on your show. And I'm glad you're here today. Now, obviously, you're here to help people. Yes. But you do on your show, we're here to help. Yes. We're here to help is also an advice show. So I'm excited to love this opportunity like I do on mine all the time. You and Jakey J

sort of giving it raw. Yeah, we give advice, you know, not great advice, but we really try and,

you know, that's what matters. And that's why you're here today, but what makes you a perfect

person to be on the show to help the people today. Well, I think experience from

trying to do it, but also, you know, I really have, I've had a lot of times in my life where I feel

like I've had to get out of predicaments. And, you know, it's been a lived nightmare. And I think it's,

like we said, before we even started, I'm twice your age. So I'm an elder. So I'm ready to, you know, give some people some milk off the teat. Stop. I should stop talking. You're 64. 64 years old. Twice my age. Twice your age. Yeah. So you sort of, you feel, hey, easy. You've sort of wiggled your way. You've gotten out of a lot of

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