199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle.
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| 0:00.0 | You know when you've just had a crazy day, okay? It's been wild. Work went bad, the commute went worse. You had too much coffee, so you're sweating like a freaking pig. |
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| 1:38.9 | Thank you. Hello and welcome to perfect person in the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person |
| 1:57.5 | Seafood is back. |
| 2:02.7 | And it's actually the snack that smiles back. |
| 2:06.2 | Because I've been cutting a little smile out of my seaweed and putting it on my son's |
| 2:10.2 | lunch in the smiley face. |
| 2:13.2 | Was that another fart? |
| 2:15.1 | It was the second fart. |
| 2:16.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:16.2 | The second part. |
| 2:16.9 | I liked it. |
| 2:17.1 | The second fart. Do you do that? I do sometimes. If I fart, yeah. The second part, yeah. The second fart. |
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