195: catastrophically flooding a man's house (w/ Katie Marovitch)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Katie Marovitch joins the show to take stunning calls about flooding a man's house, a sticky boss who spreads crumbs, humiliating yourself in front of a crush, and finding a bathroom buddy who can't stop gossiping.
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| 0:00.0 | this is a headgum podcast |
| 0:03.3 | Hello and welcome to |
| 0:18.2 | I'm perfect and you're of course a person. |
| 0:23.3 | Recently I've been pruning a tree. |
| 0:26.5 | So I actually got my husky clippers and I was clipping branches of the little trees so that they prune so that they grow good. |
| 0:36.7 | Grow goo more like grow good. Grow goo? More like grow good. |
| 0:39.0 | Mandalorian much? |
| 0:43.5 | I'm obviously here with Katie Marevich. |
| 0:46.2 | Hello. |
| 0:47.9 | Katie. |
| 0:48.8 | Thank you so much for joining us on the show. |
| 0:50.5 | Thank you very much for having me. |
| 0:51.8 | I'm so excited to give advice. |
| 0:53.5 | And now in terms of the advice I gave at the beginning, do you garden at all? Do you sort of |
| 0:57.7 | play with a plant? Do you make a flower? Have never lived in, in a home with a garden. Sure. So I'm not |
| 1:04.3 | familiar with it. Sure. But I think that I would be good. I'm very meticulous. I, greenery. And I think that I would be passionate about it. |
| 1:17.2 | Yeah, you think. I have no idea. This is going off of nothing. You're going to, over the course of |
| 1:22.5 | talking to me, you're going to realize I have lived very little life. I know nothing. |
| 1:29.4 | You've lived very little, just little. |
| 1:31.9 | You've had little experience. |
| 1:33.4 | Yes. |
| 1:33.7 | Yeah, you've not done much. |
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