181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:17.3 | Hello and welcome to Perfect and the show where I'm Perfecting. |
| 0:19.8 | You're, of course, a person. |
| 0:28.1 | Recently? Oh, um, oh, recently. |
| 0:36.6 | Wando? More like, want to do? More like Marie Conadoo. |
| 0:38.9 | You could have just started. |
| 0:43.1 | I've been marieing my condo. |
| 0:43.9 | Wow. |
| 0:50.0 | And I don't own a condo, but I have been sort of doing the thing where I take all my shit and I put into different piles in my home because I realized recently that you have to organize based |
| 0:55.5 | on the way that things have been. |
| 0:58.6 | You can't be putting the batteries in the bathroom |
| 1:01.0 | because that doesn't make sense. |
| 1:02.9 | Did you do that? |
| 1:03.7 | Well, they were in the bathroom briefly, |
| 1:05.8 | but I had a whole speech to Sarah this morning |
| 1:09.0 | where I was like, |
| 1:10.3 | the art supplies should go in the dining room because they are dining room supplies. |
| 1:17.4 | She was like, yeah. |
| 1:19.4 | I want that's fine. |
| 1:22.1 | Like, whatever. |
| 1:23.0 | Whatever, man. |
| 1:24.3 | You can go for that. |
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