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Perfect Person

180: I'm the Secret Santa for my sexy ex boyfriend (w/ Eric Striffler)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Eric Striffler aka Mrs. Claus, is here to take STUNNING christmas calls from listeners about getting your very recent ex in secret Santa, being force fed five courses by mom for xmas dinner, and recasting the Christmas play.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Christmas bells cast a spell on the world

0:03.3

Bringing you home to me

0:06.8

From across the sea

0:13.4

Welcome to perfect person

0:16.3

Whenever I fear

0:20.3

I fear Christmas

0:21.9

Bell shine in my year

0:26.4

Welcome to perfect person

0:27.7

The show where I'm Christmas

0:29.5

And you're of course a person

0:31.7

It's that time a year

0:34.9

Of course

0:35.7

Where the holidays roll around.

0:39.0

And you know who's been naughty or nice.

0:43.3

I'm joined here, of course, by Mrs. Claus.

0:46.5

Hi, honey.

0:47.4

Hi, Mrs. Claus.

0:48.9

How you doing?

0:50.4

I'm doing fine.

0:52.0

I saw in the comments people love when your wife is on, so I'm happy to be here. That's right. People love when my life is on. And so, of course, my wife, Mrs. Claus, I. Eric Striffler, is here on the show. That's right. It's me. It's me. Sorry, if you care to find Christmas. No, no, no. Long to the Northern Pole. Oh, wait a minute. We could rewrite this. No, no. Look to the northern pole.

1:11.9

Oh, wait a minute.

1:13.2

We could rewrite this.

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