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Yeah, I've been cleaning my fruit with a microfiber.

Okay.

There's a little grapefruit tree in my backyard and the grapefruits are oh, so dirty.

Yuck!

I get the grapefruits out of there and they're filthy the

la air is disgusting it's sort of just getting a nice sort of smog coating on it yeah and i run it under

the faucet and i go this is all scrapy this is so it's sticking it's sticking and i take the microfiber

glove and i slather that puppy in water. No soap

because I don't want to get into the fruit. Don't soap your food. Don't soap your fruit.

Hashtag don't soapyfruit.com. And I've been cleaning my great fruits like that. And then I put

them in the fridge and guess what? Now they're fridge grape fruitsruits. Hey.

I'm obviously joined to the show by Damien Haas. Damien, welcome to the show.

Miles, thank you for having me. Great to be here. Oh my gosh. A repeat guest. Happy to be. Happy that you're here. Happy to be back. You're such a delight. I haven't seen you in a while,

but you know, it's nice to catch up.

I'm a real recluse of a human being. But, you know, the difference this time, Miles, is after I went on your show for the first time, I had some, like, painting to do. I, like, painted my stairway. Yeah. And I was like, oh, put on Miles' show. is like some background noise.

And like I've,

that started,

I've been pretty regularly listening.

Dude.

Oh,

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